*_* Bio found a new fanfiction to rave about.
Binary by Lost Forevermore on FF.net. SoRiku & AkuRoku.
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and ho damn its epic.

“Listen, you son of a-“
“My mother was an amazing woman with a great vocal range!”
“- if you don’t get off of our asses right now –“
“And what a fine ass it is, going by the pictures I’ve got here.”
Silence came from the phone. Apparently, Axel’s last comment had shocked Roxas speechless. Riku was going over tombstones and funeral costs in his head.
“Listen, blondie, you can’t outrun my Firebird. Pull over and I’ll take you out to breakfast.” Axel was grinning in a way that Riku had never seen before and, frankly, it was scaring the hell out of him. “Or, hey, drive to your favorite place and I’ll follow your lovely ass there. I’ll even buy, baby.”
“Follow this, asshole.” The line cut off at the same time that the Jeep suddenly cut across the median of the interstate, four-wheel driven trail-rated superiority coming into play. Riku watched it zip away in the opposite direction with a sigh. Kairi was digging in her purse for the small bottle of rum she kept on hand for days like these. Axel was still grinning.
He leaned back in the seat, slowing down and punching the CD player for Aerosmith. He caught Riku’s eye in the mirror.
“Well,” he said, “I think I’m in love.”
Kairi passed the bottle to Riku.
---
Axel had discovered his new favorite pastime: hitting on Roxas. Roxas had also discovered his new favorite pastime: flipping off Axel. It was an odd example of cause-and-effect.
But by the time they were three hours away from Springfield, Axel had run out of pick-up lines and Roxas’ middle finger was getting tired.
---
He was about to make the mood lighter, was thinking of something to say to bring back that sunny smile, when Roxas stomped back into the room. Axel followed, sporting a grin and an angry red mark across his face.
“We’re leaving,” Roxas informed Sora through gritted teeth.
“Rox slapped me like a girl,” Axel informed Riku with a grin.
“We’re leaving!” the blond reiterated, and Sora heaved himself up off the couch with a sigh.
---
“They’re close,” he said, his usually light voice weighted down by a lack of time and imminent danger. “Get her out of there.”
It took Riku a minute to think of a response beyond shitdamnfuckno!
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holy fuck lmao.